N2OLD2FU

Grandma just moved…
To Pompano Beach
That’s where the men are… that’s where the men are

Her Condo’s brand new
Like her tan and her teeth
She’s still driving still driving that car

A Lincoln Continental
Rollin’ down the road, it’s baby blue
A Lincoln Continental
With a vanity plate that’s easy to misconstrue
It reads N2OLD2FU

Bingo… Fried oysters…
Senior night at the bar
She takes a selfie looking tight and lean

With a guy named Stan
They walk to her car
He looks at her tag… he says what’s that mean

A Lincoln Continental
Rollin’ down the road, it’s baby blue
A Lincoln Continental
With a vanity plate that’s easy to misconstrue
It reads N2OLD2FU

I took the wife and the kids to see Grandma the other day
She was making margaritas with some old guy, with a smile on her face I heard her say

I’m not too old to find you
I’m not too old to find you
I’m not too old to find love
I’m not too old, I’m not too old.

Her Lincoln Continental
Keeps rollin’ down the road, it’s baby blue
A Lincoln Continental
With a vanity plate that’s easy to misconstrue
It reads N2OLD2FU

@Ben Mason 2022